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eye of the tiger

the act of lurking for somebody with one's pants down and spreading the buttcheeks, so that the victim gets a great surprising view of your butthole (the so-called eye of the tiger) and sometimes even the nuts.
- Oh no, I just got pwned! Jerry just performed an eye of the tiger on me in the bathroom.
- Haha, you're blind now. Many have passed out upon that sight.
eye of the tiger by Ruedelstrooss February 9, 2009
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the toothless blow job 

a proper blow job without using your teeth.
dude i got the toothless blow job last night and it was amazing.

punk (the true definition) 

a prison sex slave

The pants below the ass are for easy access for the master of said sex slave.

Turn of the baseball cap to the right or left means you are a pitcher or cacher during said gay sextual acts.

Sorry thats the truth if you don't like it pull up your pants fix your hat and stop acting like a punk.
punk (the true definition) is the pedofile in prision.

catch a tiger by the tail 

Something too difficult to manage or cope with.
This colorful metaphor conjures up the image of grabbing a powerful but fierce animal by the tail, only to have it turn on one.
You know nothing about the commodities market; you'll end up catch a tiger by the tail.

The Twist n Lock

This is when a woman, is performing oral sex on a guy. She does not want the guy to 'nut' in his mouth. So the guy says, 'ok.'
At 'splurging' moment the man takes his hand pulls her head as far down on his 'knob' as he can, and twists...realeasing his magical man chowder as far down her throat as possible.
I gave that bitch the twist n lock!
The Twist n Lock by ChaRMuMPiS July 29, 2006

The Tickler 

A noun, a patch of facial hair forming around the chin and lip area of a person's mouth used for tickling the clitoris during cunninlingus. A style often demonstrated by Lil White. See also Lil White Lil Pink Lil White Lotion Verbal Handcuffer Sex Hair
I was riding the tickler all night, it chafed my thighs, I am not going out with Vlad again.
The Tickler by MichiganFan May 28, 2008

The Thomas Kissing Game

love the Thomas Kissing Game. (so called after the first Thomas we played with was Thomas).

The rules are simple:
1. Select a 'Thomas' this can be someone you know, or for the more advanced players, a random in a pub/club/public area.
2. Player 1 kisses the 'Thomas' without him noticing (usually on the back or shoulder)
3. The following players take it in turns to kiss the Thomas
4. There is no winner, but you lose if you get punched by the Thomas
5. Actually you can win if you are the last to get punched.

Notes:
The more long and lingering your kiss the better
Eye contact with a rival player during kiss is an extra nice touch
kudos is awarded for kissing in special zones (Thomas' have been kissed on the shoe and crotch)
It is also acceptable to recruit the help of others not initially involved in the game to kiss Thomas. This works particularly well with girls kissing a male Thomas because they are much less likely to get punched.
For players aged 5+
no of players 2-12

Now get out there and enjoy it.

x
Y: Lets play the Thomas Kissing Game

X: Who is the 'Thomas' tonight? how about that really annoying prick over there.

Y: No way, lets make it that geeky boy over there.

X: OK, I will go first, but remember i am kissing him but looking at you.