Joe Z Rule

A rule for raffle prizes, that if an individual already owns an item for raffle, that individual cannot win it. This is usually confirmed by showing proof of non-ownership upon winning the raffle prize.

Pocky broke the Joe Z Rule. He won the raffle for mooncakes, but already had aftermarket wheels on his car.

by Philip MSPT November 5, 2008

Joes last name

Mom,
Full name: joe mom

Joes last name joke is Usually used a insult to people named Joe.

by Gustav vasan December 5, 2019

Joe-pan-nese

Fumbling, bumbling, while lying someone else's lie and blinking your life away

Does anyone understand joe-pan-nese?

by The Dunker February 19, 2023

billie joe armstrong

the perfect comfort person candidate

anytime you mention billie joe armstrong to elaine, they will cry.

by shawty.b4e December 2, 2021

Joe B Trump

He is Trump's and Biden's half brother. He is the president of Mars and refuses to leave it. He has all of the vaccines for covid there.

Joe Biden: Man, that Joe guy amirite? Always getting high off those vaccines.

Donald Trump: Joe B Trump is a lizard because of those damn vaccines.

by KillerXsurvivorXBOX360 January 19, 2021

Joe udders Cockayne

A name for a male with a overdosage of female hormones which causes ones nipples to be enlarged to the size of a grown mans testical

"joe udders cockayne his nipples were so massive"

by Michael Cockayne July 31, 2016

sloppy joe

When you eat a girl out and she is on her period, and its very messy.

He said he was hungry, so I offered him one of my sloppy joes.

by Tessa November 9, 2003