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Taco Oil

When you have a load so big that the hotel charges you a 5 dollar fee to wash the blanket
Dan was embarrassed that he got charged a 5 dollar cleaning fee in his hotel room and tried to blame it on taco oil
by Funding rep February 14, 2024
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Taco

A dimwit who is afraid to even set foot in an athletic arena who lives in his Mommy’s basement where he struggles with his latent homosexuality and addiction to autoeroticism. Often unable to spell even monosyllabic words due to spending all of his time trolling the internet looking for bottomless pictures of Timothée Chalamet
Don’t pay attention to anything that guy says, he’s a Taco. In fact, you should probably say a prayer for him. Every night he cries about how awful his life is, and uses the tears as lubricant for his masturbatory addiction. Just pray the internet doesn’t run out of twink porn or he may go postal.
by LetsBeHonest5 February 16, 2023
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taco snot

This is the gooey discharge of a vagina.
Man, dat bitch had a lot of taco snot goin on.
by Heavey G July 27, 2017
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The real taco

The real taco and not any of the fakes, aka DARK Flash.
Damn bro, can we get the real taco up in here? (Twitch.tv/ElTacoManGaming)
by DARK Flash July 6, 2021
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Glossy Taco

A term used by the Canadian "nail artist" Cristine from Simply Nailogical and by the many other holosexuals to describe a nail top coat that is really thick. It can also be called a "quick dry glossy taco", due to the fast drying time of the one she uses.
Next, you're gonna add a thick coat of glossy taco 'cause we're gonna use nail vinyls next!
by Mnm's August 20, 2017
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bitch taco

A hip new way to call someone a pussy.
by TheUncutPimp January 9, 2023
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fig taco

Eating pussy. Fish Taco Also refers to a woman in tight pants Camel Toe
Look at that babe in the yoga pants, makes me hungry for a fig taco!
by Ronny James September 25, 2017
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