Pasta Cake

When one eats too much pasta and it goes straight to their ass.

Joan: "I heard you went to Olive Garden last night."
Steve: "_eah it gave me pasta cake though."

by Timtomteroo March 5, 2021

Cake ahh nig

A lame ahh nig that also say sum that he not gonna do

Mikey: imma beat your ass

Levi: ight cake ahh nig

by Mikey4321 December 24, 2024

trying to get cake

trying to get cake is a phrase used for the mandem who's trappin with the mandem then goes home and eats up the cake of his gyal pum

see that don joe he's a real trapper with us boys but when that don gets home hes trying to get cake which means he's getting bare action n that

Trying to get cake is also a song by recky rate the ting

by Harlem0 April 18, 2018

Beard Cake

The simple combination of beard shaving, and cake baking. This term refers to the act of oneself shaving their beard into cake batter, and presenting the final product to another person as revenge, or as a prank that will most likely end in a lawsuit or a restraining order.

Sally: I really don't like Jack's beard, so I told him to shave it, big mistake.

Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.

Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....

Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?

Sally: YES!!!

*both girls almost throw up*

by 1isallallis1 February 21, 2011

Don't be a cake

Don't be an idiot,

Don't be a cake today

by The Main " July 14, 2023

Let's get this cake

When you're so ignorant you don't know your broke so you just flex on em when you don't have anything.

Originally said by Marie Antoinette during the French revolution

King Louis XVI: Uh so there's no food or money at all
Marie Antoinette: We should go get some bread ... And give it to the people
King Louis XVI: Uhm... So we're kinda out of bread because we're broke af
Marie Antoinette: Ok let's get this cake then, I'm sure we have lots of that
Rest of the world: *facepalms*
Robespierre: cuts off literally everyone's head

by Azophi December 19, 2018

Cake

To have a lot of money

I have so much cake, I don't know what to do with it.
I can buy whatever I want, because of all my cake.

by fabulousbloke December 23, 2017