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You're a simp.
by jclfhasflsh October 30, 2020
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Person one: did you hear jake bought her a car?! She’s rejected him 5 times already!
Person two: he’s such a simp.
Person two: he’s such a simp.
by written anonymously. October 30, 2020
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everyone that has a brain: she literally raped someone.
simp (buying her an expensive car): ThEn HoW dId He NuT tHeN.
everyone that has a brain: she literally raped someone.
simp (buying her an expensive car): ThEn HoW dId He NuT tHeN.
by a skeleton November 1, 2020
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