Dark Legacy syndrome

A disease closely related to downsydrome. if you are friends with anyone in Dark Legacy you might also have the Dark Legacy syndrome, and you should consider testing yourself for it.

You are in Dark Legacy? wow you must have the Dark Legacy syndrome.

by Oceanman123 February 23, 2021

Dead Sea Syndrome

1) A one-sided relationship.

2) A situation between two individuals where one is always the giver and the other is always the taker.

3) The act of an exploiter or parasite

Taken from the Dead Sea in the Middle East in that waters flow into it, but nothing flows out. (i.e. it takes but never gives back)

I was a good friend to Adora but she was never one to me. She freely took from me but never gave back. It was your textbook Dead Sea Syndrome.

by Deus-ex-machina September 26, 2023

whiny man syndrome

A man who excessively posts on Facebook about being alone and how lonely his life is. He complains nonstop and has turned into a big ass pansie. He thinks bitching about it is going to change it; when in fact, it is a big turn off. Women like confident, assertive men. This is a man suffering from whiny man syndrome. He is a delusional, whiny bitch and needs to man up and grow some balls.

This guy I know has whiny man syndrome and gripes about his pathetic love life to get attention. It is the biggest turn off in the world.

by fanofself June 3, 2015

White Woman Syndrome

In the workplace, the peculiar condition that turns a friendly, kind white woman co-worker into a raging bitch as soon as she becomes the boss. White woman syndrome is the result of a woman's internal gender need to prove to everybody that despite being female, she's just as competent and effective as her male counterparts. A boss affected with white woman syndrome fulfills this gender need not by actually managing well and performing good work, but rather by micromanaging, insulting, and being condescending to her employees.

This condition does not seem to affect any other race/gender combination, just white females.

My co-worker Ashlie was so sweet, but as soon as she got promoted, her white woman syndrome kicked in. Now she yells at me for being 5 minutes late to work.

My boss has white woman syndrome. She questioned my competence at 8 a.m. this morning for not immediately proofreading a letter I got at 10 p.m. last night.

She was so nice during the interview, but my boss must have had white woman syndrome because now she treats me like I'm 8 years old.

by tortured employee November 7, 2010

Axl Rose Syndrome

Axl Rose Syndrome is when a band reunites, but only one or two original members are on board. Named after Axl Rose, who created a new Guns N Roses line-up without Slash, Duff, Izzy or anyone else.

famous cases of Axl Rose Syndrome include:
Guns N Roses
Smashing Pumpkins
Foghat
Megadeth
Social Distortion

by boomstickbaby October 11, 2009

Michael Jackson Syndrome

A condition whereby no matter how badly you're treated by your fellow man, you continue to show nothing but love and respect for your fellow man.

Remember that other guy 2000 years ago who got treated abominably but only gave back Michael Jackson Syndrome?

by Moon Child November 1, 2012

Girl on the Internet Syndrome

An affliction that causes some female internet users to play the sexpot or drama queen once they figure out that they are practically the only girls at a forum. Sufferers will make nonstop flirty comments , continually bring up their bra size, and make fellatio jokes. Inevitably, a male member will go too far and offend the girl (typically by asking for nude pics or sexual services), leading to much online outrage and drama.

Rob: PinkGoddess has posted three times that she's wearing a thong today.

Jason: it sounds like someone has a bad case of Girl on the Internet Syndrome.

by Sunshine Superman August 29, 2010