Sloppy Joel

It is a sex move when a guy named Joel is fucking a girl (alternating holes) who is on her period, nuts in her ass and proceeds to scoop up the juices with one hand and simultaneously slaps her with the juicy hand and his cock on either side of her face, then he proceeds to make out with her.

“She wouldn’t shut up about her ex so I gave her a nice sloppy Joel”

by Chilling gorilla69 February 23, 2022

Sloppy Gavin

While having sex, you piss in your girlfriends ear and then roll her over and pour it on the ground

“Hey, tonight wanna do sloppy gavin”

by Sloppy Gavin February 26, 2022

Sloppy jalopy

Slang for an older woman’s wet vagina

James: Yo Celia's abuella is pretty hot.

Michael: Oh i'd totally ride that sloppy jalopy!

by Jimmy Bird March 10, 2022

sloppy tax

The penalty issued to an individual when he or she fails to secure their drugs or money during a high risk situation such as in a trap house or low budget motel.

Big Red, the low budget plug, left his re-up money on the table when he nodded out at the trap house so Danielle, the heroin junky collected the sloppy tax.

by Mark the Narc March 14, 2022

sloppy joppy

When there is a smeared sloppy joe on someone's dick and the other person eats it off

Can I get a sloppy Joppy please

by Faxspitter69420 March 17, 2022

Sloppy sizzler

Setting on a roof while getting your dick sucked. Simultaneously holding a metal rod in the air to try and get electrocuted. Ergo both parties get a little extra sizzle added.

I got a sloppy sizzler last night and my toes are still burning.

by Happy hamburger March 22, 2022

Sloppy Sawyer

A slim white twink with blonde high lights. A typical Sloppy Sawyer enjoys MILF henti and skate boarding. Can be found in any public school district, community college, and gay bar's. Often references Sloppy Jackson's and Beastie Boy song's.

Owen: Did you see Tucker today?
Lincoln: No. I heard he was getting head from a Sloppy Sawyer
Owen: Great!

by the_real_doppler April 15, 2022