Nighttime Voluntary Self-pissing

The act of pissing your pants in bed rather than walking down a dark hallway at night to risk being attack by a demon or other entity. (Springtrap is also a common one) Probably the most common childhood fear

Liam: Ay remember when we were kids and we kinda just accepted our fate and pissed ourselves cause we were afraid of Springtrap or Shane Dawson videos or some shit in the hallway? What would you call that?

Jackson: Nighttime Voluntary Self-pissing

by giddyburger4000 December 2, 2023

pissing my flaps

when u piss so hard ur vag flaps like a fish out of water

damn i haven’t peed all day; when i get home i’m gonna be pissing my flaps

by shaftyB September 16, 2022

Goodbye Piss

When you stop somewhere after a long drive, you leave one of these in their restrooms when you leave, because you know you won't see a restroom for a while.

Person: "I'm gonna leave a goodbye piss here, I've got a long drive."
Person 2: "Alright."

by carpetedlime June 7, 2021

alien piss

NOS the energy drink, the original only because of coloration

Let's go get cracked on some alien piss

by Rubeshell97 October 31, 2021

slab of piss

Partaking in a glass of alcohol

Ayo buddy wanna grab a slab of piss before work?

by LilScooter March 1, 2024

pissed

A slang term that combines the meanings of "having someone peeing on you" and "being disappointed" — both lumped into one same slang term. It captures the absurdity of feeling both literally and metaphorically let down in a messy situation.

After waiting for hours at the concert, I was totally pissed—my friends abandoned me, and I got splashed by a water balloon!

by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025

Piss Brothers

When you are pissing into an unflushed toilet, and your piss matches the color of the piss already in the toilet left there by the previous person.

Dude, I found another one of my Piss Brothers today while using the bathroom at work.

by pissbrotherinventor October 5, 2022