Red October

The time of year that is synonymous with asset devaluation. Over the last 400 years of the Stock Market, the month of October has been the month that assets values plummeted, more than other.

“We are running low on our money we stole from the Great Depression!!!! We must start planning and searching for a New Red October!!!

“I cant wait till Red October. I’m going to get so many hookers and put them up all over the world so when I travel places there’s always a hooker waiting for me.

“Let’s rent the movie “The Hunt For Red October” with Sean Connery and a bunch of other actors from the United Kingdom.”

by Brian schwisow January 21, 2023

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3rd October

Leah Appreciation Day

“Hey, its 3rd october. Happy birthday, Leah!”

by lenger February 3, 2023

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October 13

It's national kiss your bf/gf day!!!

Go and kiss your bf/gf!!!!
(or fuck)

bf/gf: why did you kiss me? out of nowhere
you: cause its October 13

by NotAQueer_69 February 14, 2023

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October 7th

If you have been looking for a reason to draw yourself a bath, National Bathtub Day, on October 7th, is the perfect opportunity! If you are born this day, treat yourself a long relaxing bath with bubbles and champagne!

Dani: It’s my birthday so I’m gonna get drunk in my tub because it’s the October 7th

by mell the saggytits February 15, 2023

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