Nut shrubber

A person (possibly animals, too, such as squirrels) who finds sexual gratification from rubbing their face on a bristly nut sack.

Alvin, a true nut shrubber, turns down the Goldbond cream, even when his cheeks and chin are chaffed.

by Pusstache October 21, 2013

Nut Bunch

When a guy wears to tight of jeans, his nuts get all bunched up. The male version of a female camel toe.

Man, I love my new skinny jeans, but they give me nut bunch!!

by Floorguava August 27, 2012

nut mogul

When a person rubs there testicles over another persons six pack abs, like riding over moguls on skis.

That guy totally wants to nut mogul your abs.

by sieraccm January 3, 2012

Nukem Nut

One who is a dedicated, often obsessed fan of Duke Nukem.

Jim: Hey, you here the new Duke Nukem game is coming out soon?

Bob: You're kidding right? Who doesn't know that!? Duke is the man!! HAIL TO THE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim: Alright, chill you Nukem Nut.

by Danacious T March 17, 2011

Tell a Nut

Wait, nutella.

Tell a nut to go fuck itself.

by funnyman21224 June 27, 2011

nut cruster

selena

selena is a big nut cruster, only one that you enjoy.

by crusted October 14, 2021

Nut check

When you go to the clinic and have to have your nuts checked for work. A periodic check, evaluation for competence to work. Checking if you have a hernia. During the nut check, the doctor puts two fingers on your scrotum, tells you to turn your head and cough. If you don't have pain doing this, you have passed the nut check!

Alfred: Hey Billy, how was your nut check at the clinic?
Billy: It was great! I throughly enjoyed it!

by cpetkunas August 16, 2021