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Ugandan Nut

Used to define a greater-than-normal sized right testicle.
Ugandans are very well known around the earth as being the ones with large private organs. Thus, it was not suprising when Dr. Finchley-Read Esq came back to England and coined the famous phrase "As big as a Ugandan Nut".
Naturally, Finchley-Read meant the private organs, but the expression became well known around the country, and thus as it was said in the then distinct social classes, its original meaning was quickly forgotten (on purpose or not, it shall never be known).
It wasnt until the discovery of Finchley-Read Esq.'s diaries that the expression was brought back to life. People felt embarassed.
When using this expression (the original expression), one must used the expression at the beginning of the phrase i.e:

"CHARLOTTE YOU UGANDAN NUT! What are you doing? You are meant to use it differently! It hurts!"
by Grammanzi November 1, 2012
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Nut shrubber

A person (possibly animals, too, such as squirrels) who finds sexual gratification from rubbing their face on a bristly nut sack.
Alvin, a true nut shrubber, turns down the Goldbond cream, even when his cheeks and chin are chaffed.
by Pusstache October 21, 2013
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Nut Bunch

When a guy wears to tight of jeans, his nuts get all bunched up. The male version of a female camel toe.
Man, I love my new skinny jeans, but they give me nut bunch!!
by Floorguava August 27, 2012
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nut mogul

When a person rubs there testicles over another persons six pack abs, like riding over moguls on skis.
That guy totally wants to nut mogul your abs.
by sieraccm January 3, 2012
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Nukem Nut

One who is a dedicated, often obsessed fan of Duke Nukem.
Jim: Hey, you here the new Duke Nukem game is coming out soon?

Bob: You're kidding right? Who doesn't know that!? Duke is the man!! HAIL TO THE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jim: Alright, chill you Nukem Nut.
by Danacious T March 17, 2011
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Tell a Nut

Tell a nut to go fuck itself.
by funnyman21224 June 27, 2011
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i nutted

by zitswub August 6, 2023
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