John Wayne-d 

When someone, usually a guy sticks his finger in someone else's asshole.

"Dude, that dude just poked his finger in that chick's ass on the pooltable!"

"Ha! Bitch got John Wayne-d!"

John Wayne-d by CBizzow January 17, 2008

John Buttram 

basically, to get drunk and flip the fuck out. or to flip the fuck out for no reason at all.

If I don't have a cigarette soon, I'm gonna go John Buttram up in here.

John Buttram by magoog September 26, 2008

John Collins

A John Collins is a Tom Collins except with whiskey instead of gin.

Here's how a bartender would normally prepare a John Collins:

1. Fill a highball glass with ice. 2. Add 1 oz whiskey, whatever requested. 3. Fill halfway with sour mix or appropriate substitute. 4. Shake. 5. Fill rest of the way with soda water. 6. Add straw. 7. Garnish with a flag (orange and cherry) and serve.

-Hey, can I get a John Collins?
-What would you like in that? Jack? Crown?

John Collins by Sid Barrett January 9, 2010

John 

John is that guy at the sport game who gets a little bit too drunk and yells at the coach "hey coach i could of called that will my eyes close" or "hey coach i was banging your wife last night HEEEEEEEE"

we are really going to invite john he is a cunt

John by metaFaggot November 28, 2016

John Taylor 

Retard and a dumb brat who yells when he can’t get his way. I don’t like u.

Teacher: John what it 2+2?
John: Umm..156
Teacher: That’s wrong u idiot.
John: *Thorws a tantrum*
John Taylor is a weird guy

John Taylor by Anonymous10372031 June 3, 2018

Johnson County 

Take the rich, upity fuckers from Orange County, CA and add a few rednecks, a couple hundred thousand soccer moms (and a few hot MILFs). The worst place on earth, in Kansas none the less. The habitat of white dudes in rice burners that think they are ghetto even thought they live off their millionaire parents. One of the gateways to hell.

You haven't seen hell until you have seen Johnson County, Kansas.

Johnson County by Andrew El Taco July 24, 2004

Larry Johnson

Generic name used to describe anyone who looks or acts like a fucktard. Can be used for losers, douchebags, dipshits, arrogant assholes, uptight older people, or anyone who gives off a general prick vibe.

Preppy fuckwad with spiky hair wearing a pink shirt with a popped collar pulls his BMW convertible into the oil change shop blasting Nickelback's Greatest Hits.

Me: "Look at this fuckin' Larry Johnson!"

Larry Johnson by Brannick October 27, 2013