Fart And Dart

When you walk up to a crowd of people and fart, then run away afterwards to leave others to enjoy the fumes.

I pranked my brother by using the fart and dart method

by Brainiac150 February 8, 2017

Fart Sprinkle

n. (pl. fart sprinkles) The particles of fecal matter that are expressed in a powerful release of flatulence.

My buddy Dave went to take a shit, but instead of shitting, he just needed to release his fart sprinkles.

by nola123 March 25, 2011

Farts Glitter

An expression used to illustrate the point that a (usually) male is flamboyantly homosexual.

Bob: "I'm pretty sure Jeremy's flirting with my ol' lady.. I'm gonna go do something retarded that will land me in jail for a while."

Frank: "HAHAHAHAHA, you retard! He's not hitting on your sister!"

Bob: "Yeah he sure be is! Look at em! All havin' a good time, hoppin' around gigglin..' "

Frank: "Bob.. I don't know how to tell you this in a way you'll understand.. Considering you met Jeremy's 'room mate' that he's lived with the last ten years. You saw how immaculate the apartment he insists is called a 'flat' was. He wears Gucci and pays more for one hair cut than you paid for those hair plugs.. Jeremy's gay."

Bob: "Whuuuuu? I aint's not no never no how usta'could.. You mean he is just a happy individual?"

Frank: "He farts glitter. Bob. Out of his ass. And it's like a fabulous rainbow of skittles."

Bob: "Oh, one of them thar types! So that's why he always smells so good and all the girls say he dresses more better than me!"

by finalphoenix April 10, 2014

fart muzzle

Holding toilette paper over the anus in order to muzzle the sounds being produced.

When over a guests house that you do not want to let know your taking a smash. Or in a public restroom and you don't want to scare your neighbor you grab some TP and roll up a fart muzzle and stick it to your hole.

by bejamin billions April 12, 2010

fart flume

slang word for a well trammelled anus.

to slide your prick up her fart flume

by doctor sorearm September 8, 2003

non-farted

That feeling (for guys, anyway) when you stand there trying to piss, and it feels like you have to fart, so you let fly and nothing happens.

I stood there for like thirty seconds before I non-farted. I was so disappointed

by The Dude of Bong-itude January 18, 2006

Finally fart

The fart you release when you are finally alone after a date or special occasion.

as soon as Jule left, i let out the most pleasant finally farts EVER!

by bowta360 July 22, 2010