high-power [douche] 

an individual who stupidity is so high-octane that it cannot be described by the root word "douche." this individual's lack of brainpower, or choice or continual arrogance, requires a special term of its own.

joe: "so what happened?"

elaine: "it was unbelievable. i did ALL of the work--ALL of it. and then this high-power douche goes into overdrive and tells the boss this elaborate tale about how he gave up his weekend clam bake to do it. what a penis."

high-power [douche] by ten iron December 9, 2008

clingy douche 

Generally hangs out with two other guys and a girl in a small group called a shipoopy. This si the most hated member and everyone wants him to die. Mainly cause he's too clingy and doesn't repay you loans.

My God! That kid is a fucking clingy douche. He is much too clingy.

clingy douche by kilgren March 26, 2009

queefy douche taco

A annoying bitch that queffes on a taco then forces a male to eat it well slaping him with a dirty douche

Lori had a mad case of the queffes so she got a taco shell and did a Super Quffie on it and made Jordan eat well slapin him in the face with her dirty douch making a Queefy Douche Taco

queefy douche taco by likalotofpus May 7, 2011

2016 Douche Punk 

A super insecure douche that still uses the word(s) fag/faggot in 2016. Like really dude?😂 Grow up.

2016 Douche Punk: the guy who still calls people fags, faggots, queers, homos.

2016 Douche Punk by Awesome girl 28273828 May 24, 2016

baton de douche 

a lytchett matravers term for when you have a shit followed straightaway by a shower. the baton being the shit and the douche being the shower.

when we were in spain ellz had a baton de douche every day

baton de douche by will March 1, 2004

fouche and douche 

a secret way of saying fuck.

must be said in a weird foreign accent for full effect.

also, must be said atleast once when you're shopping for shower curtains and going cozmic bowling.

Lindsay- hey Neika let's go jam at Steph's house!

Neika- cool, grab your guitar.

Lindsay- oh, i forgot it.

Neika- FOUCHE AND DOUCHE.

when Neika takes a big shit she calls Lindsay for some inspiration. Lindsay says "fouche and douche i'm coming to hold your hand."

fouche and douche by lamo March 25, 2005

pistol douche 

One whom exclusively uses the pistol in a shooter game, especially by just using it to pistol whip. Usually frowned upon by all other players, especially in the XBOX 360 game Gears of War.

In a Gears of War Match:

"That guy's being a pistol douche. He never uses any other weapon!"

pistol douche by bigmax June 17, 2007