a girl who literally reads smut everynight on wattpad and by reaching page 8 will have her breathing labored as fuck and finds herself touching her clit. easily aroused. sexual as fuck.
alex: *moans*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm
uh fuck
*arches back*
*squirts*
mom: aRE YOU WATCHINGG BROOKLYN NINENINE HUNNY????
alex: y-Yeah M-mOm
uh fuck
*arches back*
*squirts*
by WHATTHEFU July 1, 2018
Get the alexmug. by Tony DiNozzo of NCIS October 10, 2022
Get the Alex kapsalismug. Btw this is coming from an Alex (boy case)
They’re normally really chill and are homeboys, don’t like to go out much. They’ll be very outgoing in their true passions and always treat their true friends as brothers. They can be kinda nerdy and are the kinda guys to say imma fail a test and proceeds to ace it. They can be kinda crazy and do stupid stuff sometimes.
That’s it. Now gimme thumbs up bitch.
They’re normally really chill and are homeboys, don’t like to go out much. They’ll be very outgoing in their true passions and always treat their true friends as brothers. They can be kinda nerdy and are the kinda guys to say imma fail a test and proceeds to ace it. They can be kinda crazy and do stupid stuff sometimes.
That’s it. Now gimme thumbs up bitch.
Person 1: “who is that?”
Person 2: “that’s Alex. He’s usually pretty chill, but can be an idiot sometimes.”
Person 2: “that’s Alex. He’s usually pretty chill, but can be an idiot sometimes.”
by ElChihuahua450 January 11, 2023
Get the alexmug. 
Alex is the CEO of black people.
by Esteban did your mom January 26, 2022
Get the Alexmug. by Drooper The Lion December 9, 2023
Get the Alex The Lionmug. cutest boy in the world hes so hot mmmmmm he will make u moan everyday he will steal your girl just by looks. his dick is so small but so big and hard
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