me: look i have crush on this mysterious person
?: what’s his name
me: idk i just saw him on urban dictionary duh
?: what’s his name
me: idk i just saw him on urban dictionary duh
by umheythereily January 9, 2021
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?: what’s his name
me: idk i just saw him on urban dictionary duh
?: what’s his name
me: idk i just saw him on urban dictionary duh
by umheythereily January 9, 2021
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Imagine using Urban Dictionary as a legitimate dictionary lmao. Half the definitions are about sex and the other half are about politics.
by poudink January 9, 2021
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The text in italic font are called examples, they are here if you don't understand the meaning
for example:
man1: what's up you fucker
man2: hey man what the hell is wrong with you
man1: what? I read from Urban Dictionary website it say friendly greeting
man2: use Merriam Webster instead, that stuff is immature.
Now keep in mind that if anyone tells you to use Merriam Webster he means:
"GO FUCK YOURSELF I FUCKING HATE YOU"
to a very proper response, kill him before he kills you
for example:
man1: what's up you fucker
man2: hey man what the hell is wrong with you
man1: what? I read from Urban Dictionary website it say friendly greeting
man2: use Merriam Webster instead, that stuff is immature.
Now keep in mind that if anyone tells you to use Merriam Webster he means:
"GO FUCK YOURSELF I FUCKING HATE YOU"
to a very proper response, kill him before he kills you
by BreadTaken January 10, 2021
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Get the Urban Dictionary mug.Person A: Remember when Urban Dictionary had something other than sex-related content?
Person B: No.
Person B: No.
by NoLifeAxl January 16, 2021
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sex sex sex sex all these definitions are made by degenerates EVERYTHING IS SEX
sex sex sex sex all these definitions are made by degenerates EVERYTHING IS SEX
*searches “cream pie (THE FUCKING RECIPE THIS TIME)”*
oh shit, here we go again
-urban dictionary in a nutshell
oh shit, here we go again
-urban dictionary in a nutshell
by chad_bro January 18, 2021
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