penis collidus

When two males walk past each other and their genitals touch

“Me and Todd just experienced penis collidus”

by Conn611144 October 26, 2017

moist penis

A moist penis is when you bust a nut at your wife's funeral.

Hey guys I just got a moist penis last weekend.

by SuckMyPenisWrikleTillIBustANut July 4, 2017

Penis dragon

When u drag you long, hairy, penis across some niggas face

Damn that nigga just penis dragoned me breh.

by Jeffery homes November 17, 2017

gaint penis

Very big penis

Wow caimyn has a gaint penis

by Caimyn November 22, 2017

pull a penis

when you yank on a penis far too aggressively.

Doctor: What caused you to bleed so profusely?
Man: The girl I fucked last night decided to pull a penis.

by Golden Kitty March 12, 2018

penis picker

When your taste in men is bad; can't find a good man; date all the wrong types

Her penis picker is broken because she keeps going out with the wrong guys who treat her horribly bad.

by Lolo Knows February 19, 2017

Pinch Penis

The phenomenon of when your penis retreats and (in the process) pinches all of the foreskin on its way down. This often happens while seated at the dinner table or in other situations where you can't tend to your pinch penis.

My pinch penis was really bad at the in-laws dinner table the other night!

by LeDapperFapper May 15, 2016