Too many milk

When a fridge has WAY too much milk

"Now, let's see.. Something right there! See! Too many milk!"

"Actually i, drink only silk!"

"T-Too many milk!"

by Chomnian December 7, 2025

Minnesota Milk Mountain

When the performance of 6 men stacked like a mountain lube each other up with whole milk and partake in a sex act. Origin: Minnesota

Did you guys hear David was in a Minnesota Milk Mountain?

by Superdupercoolguy777 December 15, 2025

Milking Handjob

A milking handjob is a technique that the dommy mommies, goth mommies or really any powerful mommy use to drain the balls and minds of their victims and even your gf who you thought was the sweetest thing could use this on you so be careful! How the milking handjob works is simple, the mommy (or your gf) will tie you up or just wrap around you so that you can’t move or use your limbs and then she will do a godly handjob until you unleash your ropes of life but unluckily (or luckily) for you, she is not stopping until you pass out or she’s certain you can’t move, think or cum again and if she’s a real mommy then she will be whispering sweet nothings into your ear as you whimper and squirm in agony (or ecstasy) due to her milking

Red: Dude wtf happened to you?! Why are you in a wheelchair and why do you like so skinny?!
Landon: My….My gf…..did the…..m-milking handjob…..
Red: O-Oh my god…Landon no….What did I tell you about that?! You could have died!
Landon: F-Forgive….me bro…..It was so…..worth it
Red: …..Really? Should I ask my gf for one?
Landon: Absolutely

by H0110WK1NG December 29, 2025

Chinese Milk Dragon

A consensual sexual practice involving adult partners in which anal penetration is achieved using a prosthetic device designed to release a liquid substance, specifically lacteal fluid in order to symbolically replicate the physiological function of male ejaculation.
Must be between two Asian women

we had a nasty chinese milk dragon last week, you should've seen it!

by soup18 December 31, 2025

Pig Milk

Semen ejaculate/cum from a hideously disgusting obese and poor hygienic male member of the human race.

Rhonda swallowed all of Wilbur's Pig Milk after he jacked off into her mouth following a trip from 8 hours at an all you can eat buffet.

Betty Jo took Jeb's Pig Milk in her rectum after he busted in her asshole in the middle of their trailer home in a meth infested trailer park.

by Pig Demon the slut conqueror January 3, 2026

MILK MAID

Woman who’s main objective or responsibility in the relationship is bring sexual gratification to a man. Woman who “milks” the semen out of men.

I could use my own personal milk maid to keep my balls drained

by Fried Hard April 14, 2025

Milk Lottery

A miraculous event where 10 to 20 guys each wear and "use" the same condom with the same girl. With their cum combined, the condom is nearly ready for its most vital task. The last guy to use the condom presses the back end against the girl's torn up coochie. And then, the condom gets pushed in; inverting inside her. Leaving it to be anyone's guess who the daddy's gonna be.

Maury: "So who do you think the father is?

Misfortune Mother: "I dunno. Could be any of these 20 guys."

Maury: "How is this possible?!"

Misfortune Mother: "Maury, I got caught up in the Milk Lottery. You don't even know."

by JayWalkin April 20, 2025