Rum Cake

Cake with rum in it. Drunk rock crusher in Manassas poured rum in wifes cake batter.

I really want to get hammered. Got any rum cake?

by Burtchiggins November 25, 2020

Flabber cake

Someone who is not fat but is a goat... A dominant Alpha or Beta male/female

Fuck you flabber cake

by Super motet November 28, 2020

Patty Cake

When she gets shit face wasted and pisses herself while playing patty cake on the porch.

“Patty cake patty cake bakers man”

by Emmiebabbie December 2, 2020

cactus cake

When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks

Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”

by Ddoggydog December 6, 2020

Spaffa cake

When you jizz on a Jaffa Cake then eat it.

Those Spaffa Cakes are so tasty.

by Waynedip December 27, 2020

dumpster cake

hood ass, can also be used in the context of which ones asshole is very shitty.

person 1: yoo my girl got dumpster cake,
person 2: daamnnn dude

by refargeger December 27, 2020

T-cake evans

t-cake evans or as he is know as (t-cake) is a tall slim boy who has a very bad temper, he can usually be seen at kings Park in Stirling wearing skinny jeans all the time and roaming around anywhere and everywhere. Usually has a pack of fags and his trusty vape

"T-cake evans do you have a fag i could get"

by platoon member 2 nigmraptor January 8, 2021