An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.
Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!
Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.
Eduardo: Tf does that mean?
Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.
Eduardo: Tf does that mean?
by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020

An offensive term used to describe someone with social difficulties, or someone who is just fucking stupid. A bean is someone who acts like, or can be compared to Mr Bean. A bean is usually a neek too.
Bean: "I like playing world of warcraft, its better than Fortnite"
Twat: "You is such a bean fam, go talk to a girl for once in your life"
Twat: "You is such a bean fam, go talk to a girl for once in your life"
by baxboi July 31, 2018

The finest delicacy in the north of Scotland, usually sold by caithness mobile catering. It consists of a can of Heinz beans and a roll
by Wife took e Bairns March 22, 2023

by sisNo March 8, 2020

When a woman is looking to eat out a man's ass, but only prefers men who are of African American and/or Hispanic/Latino background.
Used in a sentence: "Damn, that brother has got some serious behind. That's a juicy black bean burger!"
by Jenningswriter March 25, 2017

2021 tiktok trend where british people would go to other people's doorsteps and pour canned beans to mildly inconvenience them
You two are banned from going to the store since you want to waste my money and go beaning other people's doorsteps.
by Ass E. Beater March 24, 2022
