Slippery Wet Floor

When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.

Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!

by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022

wet the lug

someone who never f*cks up

“i’m not going near her, she’s such a wet the lug
“would you stop wetting my lug”

by marykate69 December 18, 2022

Wet food

When the coke is shining like a wet glizzy in the sun. You know that shihhhh gunna be some serious Peruvian powa.

That’s some wet food bruh. We gunna get lit.

by MauriceMcCormack May 05, 2024

Wet Pokémon

A wet pokémon is when you are about to eat pussy but it looks like one of the original pokémon while wet.

Guy 1: Man... your sister is weird.
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I was eating her pussy last night and when I opened my eyes, her pussy was a wet pokémon!
Guy 2: Oh yeah. I forgot to tell you about that.
Guy 1: How would you know about that?
Guy 2: Uhh... "experience."

by YipDipPotatoChip April 16, 2018

Wet rug

You couldn’t just call them a whore, you had to make it deeply obvious what kind of whore they were.

That wet rug? She got booted by her pimp for paying the John’s to pick her up

by Stanverba June 13, 2025

Wet boxers

When you are two lazy when masturbating so you just orgasm in your boxers and leave them on.

Tim: I'm wearing my wet boxers today
Tom: Nice!

by Gandalf the MLG November 07, 2023

Wet Muschamp

When a woman ejaculates and urinates on a man’s face at the same time while she is sitting on his face.

My side-bitch is crazy, last night while she was riding my face, she gave me a Wet Muschamp...but I kind of liked it.

by Capt. Sicarius October 07, 2018