alex is a fucking g, pure lad, amazing dude, ive known 7 alex's all of which have fucked my mom and given me a mclaren. alex has a monsterous dick that does not go unused. ever go to a party and theres an alex there, enjoy the booze cus your not getting any poon. though alex does not fuck with tortas.
"holy fuck alex is so fucking cool" - milf, broad, ur gf, ur ex, anyone with two sets of lips who isnt a torta
by probablynotalex? March 30, 2025

the most amazing, caring, sweetest guy you'll ever meet. he is so hot that it'll make you die, you can fall in love with him in a matter of seconds. he has a very sarcastic personality and is so funny. hes probably very good in bed
girl1- omg look at alex and his gf leila they are so cute togetherrrrr
girl2- omg ik right hes so hot
girl2- omg ik right hes so hot
by itsmehehehehuwu October 3, 2021

VERY VERY VERY VERY hot teenage red head with flaming hot hair and really nice eyes. he has a great personality and is really sweet. most likely to date and marry and have kids with a blonde most likey name alexa, and she will be very hot and sexy and taller then him.
by sockety bolalalalala May 14, 2017

Alex is the weirdest mf in the planet earth but sometimes he's funny and he's fun to hang out with and stuff. He's actually my boyfriend n it's honestly been great w him. ALEX IS AN AWESOME MF SLAYED THAT ATE N LEFT NO CRUMBS
by Gera<3 June 5, 2022

*server*
ASADDFFGAsDF was slain and banned by g i a n t a l e x
everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
someone: oh hi giant alex
ASADDFFGAsDF was slain and banned by g i a n t a l e x
everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
someone: oh hi giant alex
by what king December 3, 2021
