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Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.
Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her
by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021
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Rule 10

Rule 10 refers to 'Rule 10' in the Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Ireland server, stating
"Rule 10, No Violent or Self-Harm Speech.

We strictly prohibit any form of violent or self-harm speech directed towards others. This includes advocating violence, using hateful language, violent abbreviations, or making threats. Any such speech will result in immediate action. Let's foster a respectful and welcoming environment for all members."

As a means to avoid time-out, 'Rule 10' is used as a substitute to the word 'kill' in the phrases 'kill yourself' or 'i am going to kill myself'.
I'm going to Rule 10 myself if you lose to Pascal
by ZARDKINGMEGACHAD September 2, 2023
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Rule 34

The 34th rule of the internet: If it exists there’s porn of it. “If there’s not, start uploading!”
1: Yo do you know if there’s any ____ porn?
2: yeah, it’s on Rule 34.
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Quidditch Rules

Refers to any competition or game, official or otherwise, where there is one task that has a significantly disproportionate effect on the scoring; Especially where this single task has a huge luck element to it.

This term originates from the rules of Quidditch, a sport in author J.K. Rowling's fictional world of witchcraft & wizardry, in which there are multiple ways to score a handful of points, but the if a seeker catches the Golden Snitch –an action that immediately ends the game– they receive 15x a normal scoring point in the game, thus almost always securing the victory even if they were significantly behind in the rest of the game.
We worked our butts off to score well all semester, but the professor pulled some Quidditch Rules bullsh*t and gave the team who did best on last week's assignment 15x the points of all the other assignments, so the team in last place won.
by Calvin2009 March 19, 2021
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rule 23 of internet

man 1: I met a girl on discord
man 2: always remember rule 23 of internet
by the king of old world August 4, 2023
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creeper rule

Creeper rule applies to age gap in dating and can be applied from teenagers to senior citizens. It’s a gauge to the the appropriate age of someone younger than you that you can date. The rule states that you cannot pursue anyone younger than 1/2 your age + 7 years. For example for a 30 year old it is not appropriate for them to pursue anyone younger than 22 years old… 30/2=15. 15+7=22.
Tom: hey that girl over there’s pretty cute
Jerry: Tom you’re 40, she’s 22, creeper rule… you can’t pursue anyone younger than 27.
Tom: aww shucks.
by Peasey360 August 6, 2021
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Rule 156

Every men older than 15 years old must participate in the No Nut November.
Women can either choose to do nothing or to participate with or against men.
Failing in less than 2 (two) days will deceive all of your friends and family, but failing anywhere after that is ok as long as you did your best, it is not a shame and if one of your friend failed NNN
1: I failed NNN on the first day...
2: Rule 156 bro
(Here, 1 is a disgrace)

3:I failed NNN on the fifth day...
4: Rule 156, well done, hope you did your best
3: I sure did ! But temptation was too hard.
4: That's ok.
(Here, 3 did his best and lasted five days)
by Hidden person lol December 7, 2022
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