by DoubleTtheTacoking. June 16, 2016

"Hey man what's going on?"
"Nothing, arguing with my girl about formal wear, she thinks short shorts are formal.."
"Still?!...man evie is a goose taco"
"Nothing, arguing with my girl about formal wear, she thinks short shorts are formal.."
"Still?!...man evie is a goose taco"
by Tonytony666 May 27, 2016

by Wait what oh yeah ya like jazz December 7, 2019

When you poop and take two fingers and smear some shit between the lips of your girlfriend's vagina.
Her pussy lips are like the taco shell, and the poop is the ground beef
Her pussy lips are like the taco shell, and the poop is the ground beef
by stone-age-wizard-with-phat-pus April 2, 2024

A glossy taco is a nickname made by the holo queen and famous youtuber Cristine, aka SimplyNailogical, for a normal glossy topcoat.
It is used to finish off a nail when painted and give it a glossy looking vibe.
It is used to finish off a nail when painted and give it a glossy looking vibe.
'Just did my nails, now let's add a glossy taco.'
'Let's add a glossy taco 'cause we're gonna add nail vinyls next.'
'Let's add a glossy taco 'cause we're gonna add nail vinyls next.'
by CHRLI- July 16, 2017

Get Pete Davidson off my phone you assholes! I'm scrolling through the shorts and what do I find on every 5th fucking page!? PETE DAVIDSON! STARING ME IN THE FACE! I FEEL LIKE ARIANNA GRANDE AND I HATE IT!
Hym "Fuck you Taco Bell! I always have to ask for sauce twice (because YOU KNOW you didn't give me enough the first time) and now Pete Davidson is glaring at me. He's like the fat-cock candyman except you don't have to say his name 5 times and instead of killing you he fucks all of the women... Which... I don't know... Is arguably worse... He just APPEARS... in your shorts-feed... Every time you forget he exists. BAM! Cat video... Fortnite clip... Red-pill dork... AH! PETE DAVIDSON! OVER-AND-OVER AGAIN! This is how they do it! This is how they try to break you! But it won't work! Not on me! If I was a conservative I'd be calling for a boycott right now."
by Hym Iam November 17, 2023
