Haitian Barista Coffee Special 

The act of unconsensually serving your hairy balls that were dipped inside the urine and excrement filled toilet water to your despised roommate while he snores mouth wide open on the living room couch.

After running in to the bathroom to surrender myself to the Shit gods, I couldn’t stop but hearing the irritating sound of my cunt roommate sleeping on the couch. It was at this point I gazed between my thighs to realize it was time to finally deliver a Haitian Barista Coffee Special to my intrusive roommate.

Haitian Barista Coffee Special by AlphaaErectus III June 6, 2022

fathers day special

Performing anal sex on your typically apprehensive partner in the back of a Ford Bronco while enjoying a bowl of pho.

Good thing my girlfriend wasnt the one eating that spicy pho during my Fathers Day Special, or my dick would be on fire!

fathers day special by richravens900 June 19, 2022

the lil j special 

when you jaywalk naked in front of a family of five with their newborn child

bystander 1: aw hell naw old man jankins be doin the lil j special, cant go 1 minute without sum shit going on in detroit
bystander 2: the fuck

the lil j special by pixelatorcyte September 24, 2022

Lunch Break Special 

Going to the local park during school's lunch break and getting the greatest blowjob from your bf/gf

Ready to go to the park? I wanted to give you a lunch break special ;)

Lunch Break Special by anonymous2718 September 27, 2022

Oregon Birthday Special 

When Bigfoot shows up to smoke weed with you on your Birthday

Why are you so high? I got the Oregon Birthday Special, broooooo.

Oregon Birthday Special by Bowl of fruit July 13, 2022

Lincoln Park Special 

When you're addicted to xanax, adderall, klopolin, cocaine, and percocet all at the same time.

"Dude, what ever happened to josh?"
"Him? Oh, he went and got himself a case of the Lincoln Park Special"

Lincoln Park Special by probablyafuturestoner July 15, 2022

The Habit Special 

In World of Warcraft - Wrath of the Lich King. During the boss fight with Professor Putricide, charging the Red Ooze as a Warrior, subsequently wiping the raid is called "The Habit Special".

Arx: hey, did you know? In the last guild raid Tassadar did the "The Habit Special".
Corruption: really? what a noob.
Arx: yeah, Turbi was pissed.

The Habit Special by overratedicechair July 23, 2022