southwest kiss

A kiss so powerful it can only be performed between a woman and a woman or a man or a man aboard a commercial airline flight. This can result in being removed from the flight if you are flying Southwest Airlines. Inspired by the kiss between actress Leisha Hailey and Camila Grey on a Southwest Airlines flight that was cited as reason to remove them from the flight.

Tibor: Did you have a good flight?
Mary: It was until my southwest kiss with Alicia from Accounting got us removed from the plane.

by Herbal Klimt October 2, 2011

Southern Scuba Dive

When you take a shit and then while your girlfriend is on her hands and knees, you fuck her in the ass while holding her face down in the toilet.

Guy: Dude last night me and the girl did a southern scuba dive.

Friend: that's nasty man.

by Vundaba October 21, 2011

Southern swirl

An act of passing gas that leaves everybody else around you light headed and confused. Usually from eating deep fried foods.

Jasmine let out a southern swirl at the KFC after downing a 3 piece with mash potatoes and gravy that she cleared the restaurant

by bed hog July 10, 2012

Southern Bigots

When, during intercourse, a woman farts and queefs simultaneously. Undoubtedly the man simply shakes his head and leaves.

Todd: Man, I'm just irritated with women these days.
Ted: Why's that?
Todd: Last night I was making this beautiful girl, then without any warning Southern bigots just burst through the room.
Ted: Please tell me you left...
Todd: Even a, "pardon me," wouldn't have kept me in her. She obviously was never taught manners.

by AmericanoEnchilado August 7, 2012

Southwart

1. A dirty, sweaty piece of chewing gum stuck underneath seats and tables

2. A wart in the genital area

1. I almost touched that Southwart!

2. Look at his Southwart!

by SweatyAl March 27, 2013

southern-railroad

The act of causing a distraction while you stick it to Whitey. Based on the phrase "Underground Railroad," made popular by Harriet Tubman.

"That store was overpriced, so me and my friends gave them the Southern Railroad."

I was hoping for a nice walk home but I got the southern-railroad while walking by the projects.

by mainstreamethnic September 17, 2013

Southern Humboldt

Where true capitalists are born. Where the best weed is grown. Lots if hot girls and amazing weather. You should defineltly stop by sometime. The redwood trees are a bonus.

I live in Southern Humboldt aka SoHum

by Humboldtgrowndreams November 21, 2013