slap your bum

A big slap on your bum bum till it jiggles

I wanna slap your bum bum

by Yhu7838 March 11, 2023

Slap Heed

A Geordie term for a bald man with a shiny head.

Shane had a massive Slap Heed!

by Drillbit69 March 23, 2023

Slap Happy Grand Pappy

An old man that loves to slap during sex.

(From Diary of a Wimpy Kid)

Jared: Oh, man. My dad's a Slap Happy Grand Pappy
Mike: Sorry to hear that.

by SeevaGooner March 28, 2023

Taint slap

1. A formal, or informal move to establish dominance.
2. A greeting.

I walked up and taint slapped the shit out of him. Now we go to dairy queen sometimes.

by Senor ralphus April 14, 2023

Slap ass day

April 18 is national slap ass day.

April 18 is slap ass day

by Gina Wilson April 18, 2023

SLAP

A douche bag and or thirsty person. Can be male or female

Someone who wants to sleep/hookup with everyone or anyone they can

That guy Chris is king of the SLAPS

by One time 5200 April 18, 2023

Nose Slap Ass Gap

When your wife is sleeping peacefully so you slide your arm around her and shove smelling salts in her face. You then use her horrified recoil to shove your dick up her ass.

My woman went to sleep on me after making promises earlier in the day. So I hit her with the Nose Slap Ass Gap.

by Mgatty April 19, 2023