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Simp Capture

The psychological or practical state of expectation to be successful in convincing another person (usually seen as somehow inferior or exploitable) to have a task completed for you, usually by means of charm, coercion, baiting, promising a particular desired reciprocation, or to be able to exercise a particular privilege. It is rarely acknowledged and usually expected to not be seen as morally or ethically inappropriate or unacceptable, and may or may not cause one psychological distress depending on a real or expected outcome of success, the person’s own moral or ethical awareness, social normalization of the action of simp capture, or real or perceived perception of personal ineffectiveness in doing the desired action themselves.
Dude knows the ladies fall all over him and he expects to treat them however he wants or to get whatever he wants from them. He’s simp captured and doesn’t even know it!
by Jamesy801 June 19, 2024
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Simp, n. (1) A (shaved/waxed) vagina that looks like Homer Simpson's mouth. (2) An insult directed at a man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table. The insult insinuates a man is a pussy for groveling to women for favor.

The term originated on reddit, and pertains to their adult subreddit, /r/simps, where users on that and other subreddits would insult someone by calling them a "simp."
Yeah, he's a simp. He always buys her dinner, drinks, drives her and her friends around town and she never calls or texts him.
by Slysomulus March 7, 2020
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someone who does too much. ie afiya is a simp
simp - afiya bought a plane and spelled out a word for someone
by ratsimp September 9, 2020
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A simp is a person that obsesses over an internet personality, usually e-girls or e-boys.
by hagei April 28, 2020
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An individual who fucks risus
Such a simp
by easymoneyfesa August 10, 2022
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Short for “stop insulting my penis,” a term that insecure man-children use in the shape of an insult to tacitly acknowledge the inferiority of their manhood.
Person 1: “Haha, simp.”
Person 2: you’re acknowledging that you have a small penis then.
Person 1: I really do *cries*
by Dancing Duck November 19, 2022
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pokimane viewers
Wow What a Simp!

yeah i think he watches Pokimane.
by juan and the boy November 25, 2020
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