penis pain

penis pains...abdominal pains with urges to train in the art of sexual intercourse with a meat product

John- "oh dear, i seem to want to insert this large german sausage into your anal cavity Adam."

Adam- " why John you have just had your first penis pain..."

penis pain by Balls4all May 30, 2005

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Penis Patrol

When girls go out looking for men that they can hook up with / sleep with / start dating ect

Danielle: "Natalie, do you wanna come out on penis patrol tonight?"

Natalie: "Yes, definately. Shall I invite Sophie?"

Danielle: "No Sophie can't come on Penis Patrol as she has a boyfriend"

Natalie: "Ohhh I am so excited about Penis Patrol tonight, gonna pick up some hot guys"

Penis Patrol by Danihunt86 August 15, 2011

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penis-nose

An unusually large, long, cylindrical, nose that only attracts the trasvestite species, and the rare polka dotted chimpanzie.

That Flaminco dancer has a bomb penis-nose Linchul!

penis-nose by Belle Asian December 10, 2008

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penis rash vest

a condom, latex like product to prevent pretty much everything.

Thank goodness, I had my penis rash vest on last night or else I would have contracted her infection.

penis rash vest by Calvin Swemmer October 25, 2008

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Penis Vaccuum

Having anal sex WITH A GIRL is like sticking your penis in a penis vaccuum.

"Dude, did you bang that chick in the penis vaccuum or what?"

Penis Vaccuum by S R Good March 8, 2009

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Penis envy

When your best guy friend gets jealous of the guy that is actually boning you.He will try to tell you bad things about the guy that is boning you.

Ted: The guy that likes you has a small penis, you shouldnt go out with him.
Sheri: Ted i think you have a slight case of penis envy

Penis envy by bubbles the dominatrix June 21, 2005

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penis dealer

a man who kills people and chops off their penises and sells them to girls and homosexuals for money. He uses shit for his victims and himself to wack off.

the penis dealer at the end of the block gave me a few penises, and the sperm was still juicy.

penis dealer by rbmx February 7, 2005