nut graf

Often the second paragraph in a feature news story, it is referred to as such because after the first line (or lead), you have to bust your balls to get the rest of the story out.

A: Hey how's that story on that suspicious white van coming along?
B: Not too bad really, but the nut graf is giving me a hard time.

by captain banana trousers January 16, 2017

deez nuts

deez nuts !!!(^_^)

teacher:whats the answer to last nights question?
cody: deez nuts

teacher:omg *slaps forehead*

by bignutsackfandom November 11, 2020

No nut November

In the month of November no man or boy is allowed too bust a nut. This means:
No nutting
No sex or masturbating
Porn is allowed But you can’t nut
Wet dreams is allowed But if you nut you lose

If you forget and nut in the five first days of November its Okay as long as you dont nut the rest of the month and add ten extra days of no nutting

Guy: fuck its no nut november
Guy 2: A shit I forgot
Guy: looks like you must do ten extra
Guy 2: kills himself

by My_cock-is_bigger’than-yours November 3, 2020

Long nuts

It is when your girlfriend sucks on your nits so much they turn purple and they reach maximum LENGTH

SHE SUCKED ON THEM SO I AHAVE LONG NUTS

by Niger ass hair December 29, 2020

Sipple Nut

When you nut and it’s a combination of blood and cum.

Man 1: Hey dude your bitch drank my sipple nut last night.
Man 2: Yo WTF!

by Sipplenut March 2, 2021

Deez nuts

The two most powerful words than can instantly burn someone alive

What’s your name sir. My name is deez. Deez what sir. Deez nuts!!!!!

by Dabbababy April 24, 2021

Monkey nuts

Dominic has testicles that hang like two aired up basketballs in a trash bag they feel so good in your mouth you’ll end up spitting on his testicles and sucking on them

I got yo girl on top riding me with my dick in her but while her best friend is sucking on my monkey nuts

by Deeep sea sex May 5, 2021