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Deep Like A Paper Cut

A saying used to say that something is meant to be deep but epically failed. A paper cut is typically the most minor of the cuts--barely breaking the skin, so for something to be "deep like a paper cut" means that it is hardly deep at all.
Jessica: Look, I know that you like using men like tissues, but you are thirty-freaking-three now. I really think you ought to settle down. Find a man who can tame you.

Emily: Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free until they find someone just as wild to run free with them.

Jessica: Wooow. Quoting Sex and The City. Deep like a paper cut.
by hahahehehahahohahahehehahaho January 1, 2012
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your genus likes penis

This is the worse insult ever uttered by mankind. Even God himself fears this insult.
George: ur mom gay
Carl: ur dad lesbian
George: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur grandpap a trap
George: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur ancestors are incestors
George falls to the ground, weakened by the raw power of Carl's insult.
George, with his dying breath: your genus likes penis
*the entire universe and everything in it implodes*
God watching from heaven: Nice.
by Dave is cool 222 May 19, 2018
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Rock It Like A Steel Bunny

To get a great amout of praise and prestige from what appears to most people to be a half-assed effort. A reference to Jeff Koons's 1986 Sculpture, statuary.
I got so drunk friday that I slept till about 10:30 sunday night and threw together the paper/report/etc... last minute. But monday i Rocked it like a steel bunny
by Roarke December 1, 2003
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eyes like a shithouse rat

A person with exceptional observational skills, as in being able to spot items in complex or busy environments.
That lads got "eyes like a shithouse rat"
by OwDo June 10, 2022
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I like your jeans

if a guy says it,to a girl it mean "hey your ass looks good"
if a girl say it to a girl it mean "what were you thinking" and if a gril says it to a guy it again mean "nice ass"
sara "hey billy i like your jeans"
billy "thanks"
by smart girl September 9, 2006
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Run Like Smoke N'Oakum

Oakum
n : loose hemp or jute fiber obtained by unravelling old ropes; when impregnated with tar it was used to caulk seams and pack joints in wooden ships
(these seems are called The Devil...the origins of the term "the devil's to pay")

It obviously means to take flight quickly, though I do not know the full history of the term...
"We shall run like Smoke N'Oakum" Captain Jack Aubrey in Master And Commander: Far side Of The World. (attributed to the 6th book of the series Desolation Island)
by George Aubrey May 31, 2004
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It's Not Rape If You Like It ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

A way of creeping out one of your friends. Preferably one who isn't perverted.
Person 1: "Hey how are you doing today?"
Person 2: "It's not rape if you like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
Person 1: "Oh god!" ~runs away~
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