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free fuck

when you sleep with someone you've already slept with so it does not increase your number of sexual partners.
by delilah99999 June 26, 2012
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Fuck the What?

When someone replies in angry tone with What the fuck? You can reply with," Fuck the What?!! Mother Fucker!
by DJHoffman April 9, 2007
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fuck with me

contact me; get a hold of me; holler at me; help me out; let's get together
dude1: hey what are you up to this weekend?

dude2: i have no clue, fuck with me!

or

--twitter user--

@hobopelican: here's the link to my new album/movie/song...fuck with me people!! (read: i'd like to precipitously increase my fan base, please check out whatever it is i may or may not be slinging.
by hobopelican August 17, 2010
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fuck buddy

All the benefits of being in a relationship minus the bullshit like not doing enough for Valentine's Day or her birthday, not spending 3 months salary on a stupid ring, and not spending enough quality time with her.
The sex with Lisa is great but she's a pain in the ass - I wish we could just be fuck buddies and not boyfriend/girlfriend
by greekmonkey April 8, 2004
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ass fucking

Sexual act of fucking someone in the anus. Common sexual practice between homosexuals and hetrosexuals. Is also used as a form of birth control. Is considered more stimulating than reguular intercourse due to the fact that the anus present a tighter fit for the penis. In women it presents a feeling of being more "filled". May be done is various sexual positions but most common is the "doggie style" position. Commonly termed: " Taking it up the ass".
Susie cums much quicker when she is ass fucking.
or
Frank can give me an ass fucking anytime he wants.
by Renown February 22, 2008
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Fuck Button

Submitting to Courtney's pleas, I pressed her fuck button and hit the jackpot; three Bells and a shower of Gold.
by Orlando Harrison February 29, 2008
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Fuck me

In Ireland, usually an expression of disbelief or astonishment at a random fact.
It has absolutely nothing to do with a sexual invitation.
"Fuck me I forgot my car keys. Can you give me a lift into town?"

"Fuck me I'm drunk!"
by niamh o'toole March 28, 2008
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