Fortnite

"Nobody cares about your wins in Fortnite."
*autistic screeching* " T-Take that back!"
by deafko May 14, 2018
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Fortnite

A disease most commonly found in post-millenials, can cause many bad effects such as -

Uncontrollable distasteful dancing whenever something mediocre happens in your life
A sudden loss of money as you realise you spent it all on people that makes your disease worse as well as 'skins' so your virtual little self looks good when it dies every 2 minutes
Brain tumours, just because
Separation from your family
Bladder problems as you don't want to leave your computer
Not wanting to leave your computer
Becoming an egotistical twat
Ali-A

and Ligma.

The only cure is to get outside and do something with your life.
John: Sam, wanna play Fortnite? *dies*'
Sam: oh no he's dead boohoo
by ittyyy August 19, 2018
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Fortnite

Dogshit game and if you play it your gay
Hey I play Fortnite. Ok gay piece of shit
by Apexgod1928 July 20, 2020
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Fortnite

A game where a bunch of 8 year old kids swear their heads off because their mum wont let them buy money
Kid 1: Hey wanna play Fortnite
Kid 2: Sure
Kid 1 kills kid 2
Kid 1: Shit on
by Cooperlikespizza August 19, 2020
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Fortnite

Heaven when the internet is smoother than a girls booty
Fortnite has taken over the world
by Sharp_shooter890 June 3, 2018
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fortnite

a game that has taken over the lives of sad little teenage boys. they constantly loose girlfriends because of this game , since they are too busy playing. people also post their wins on their snapchat story because they think people actually give a shit about them when we actually don't.
girlfriend: i think we need to break up, you're spending too much time on that stupid "fartnite" game and not spending enough time with me.
boy: *is playing fortnite at the moment* yeah ok.
by cacalover418 May 14, 2018
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