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status carpet bombing

The act of injecting into other people's status conversation with random and completely off topic comments, which in turn are to be ignored to the extent possible by the persons enjoying the status conversation.
Bob: Off to the races.
Ted: Where ya racing?
Bill: Vroom Vroom!!!
Bob: Going to o see the Ponies at the track.
Bill: I prefer puppies.
Ted: Which track? And what is Bill doing.
Bob: The Picket Downs. and Bill is Status Carpet Bombing. Pay him no attention.
Bill: Fall Back their busting through the line!!!!!
by cnote56 September 16, 2010
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group text bomb

When 2 or more people with a group text feature add a person who doesn't and text the shit out of them
Let's group text bomb bobby, he's still has a flip phone
by Louismh08 January 10, 2014
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Smoke bomb getaway

When she is about to cum,pull out and when she turns around smack the bitch in the face with baby powder and flee in style just like batman
I had to use the smoke bomb getaway last night, she wanted me to meet her parents
by The big bad bat November 8, 2020
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Laying Pipe Bombs

The act of putting gun powder into ones vagina or anal cavity and inserting a lit match into you're urethrae.
Quantarius Diggle Shart: " Bowqueequee and I were laying Pipe bombs last night ".

Jasmine Naggle Daggle: " Wow, that must of painted the walls red ".
by PussySlayerDragon12 April 23, 2023
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sleeping booty bomb

When you have gas as you sleep and you let big farts rip while you're sleeping waking up your significant other with a rumbling booty bomb.
Last night my wife was startled awake by a sleeping booty bomb
by Dr linguistics February 6, 2018
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bomb-sauce jigga

a word used to annoy preppy white girls
me: that's bomb-sauce jigga
preppy ass white girl: yea...ok we're bigass preps and dont speaka lick of ghetto bitch so fucking talk normal
by Dan August 13, 2004
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She Got That Bomb

When a female has a large Ass ! a Donk, A fat ass booty. Term was Created by a Dj from New Jersey (Dj Tricks)

When a women has a large Behind
Tim: Damn She Got That Bomb !
Bob: Hell yea i wanna Hit That ASS !
by Jenkis Wellworth October 1, 2011
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