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anal trumpet

When you blow into ones asshole, and it makes a sound like a trumpet
Hey lover come here and let me play your anal trumpet
by TrÜtH September 4, 2016
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Anal-prob

When a narcissistic dumbass wants to tell share too much information about his pending colonoscopy and can’t even spell probe.
Getting ready to start the prep for my anal-prob tomorrow afternoon...”
by FoodThief July 1, 2018
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Anal Bleedage

Blood streaming out of ones asshole after anal.
I fucked her so hard she had anal bleedage.
by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016
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Anal Buccaneer

A Booty Pirate, traversing the social sea's to introduce females to Anal.
Damn she's 40 now but her ass is still tight as glove, said the Anal Buccaneer.
by Anal Buccaneer April 18, 2020
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Anal Drilling

The act of placing a corn on a rotating drill to cleanse your anal cavity from the amount of shit that gets lodged deep into the rectum. The sexually deprived who butt finger themselves on a daily basis will benefit from anal drilling and possibly get off from the rotating sensation of the ricocheting corn cobs which they can eat afterwards.
Girl 1: What is that brown liquid running down Dong Dongs legs?
Girl 2: She's become so addicted to anal drilling, you could easily mistaken her Sphincter for a chocolate ring doughnut.
Girl 1: EWWWWWWWWW, I'm going to throw up, she needs to buy herself some butt plugs.
by pelvic floor dysfunction February 28, 2018
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Anal Chicken Coop

When you shove as many baby chicks as you can into an asshole and dress your cock up like a coyote. The aim of the game is to hook as many chicks out the butthole by the neck with your coyote cock as you can before you drown the chicks with your sweet sweet cum nectar.
Man, Donald Trump's lookin' extra thiccc today, I'd give him a 10 chick anal chicken coop and get in there like Wile E coyote.

I gave Donny boy the ol' anal chicken coop, and you would not believe the size of the anal chandelier on that fucker.
by Nickel Shucker November 29, 2020
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intense anal rape

The act you commit of fucking some random persons ass so hard they shit and piss at the same time
man: i love intense anal rape
man 2: yeah but its so messy
by FranklinRivasEZGG April 23, 2022
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