Anal zoidberg

The sexual act of swallowing ink and eating your sex mates pussy and so she queefs the ink at your face.
I anal zoidberged the hell out of that girl last night
by Mexican geek January 21, 2018
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anal tissue

Like a tissue, but for your butthole..
You use it to wipe out excess shit...
(AKA toilet paper)
Wife: Honey, did we run out of anal tissue again?
Husband: Yeah, I'm gonna buy some at the local store.
by Pannwinner1 May 26, 2023
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Xmas Anal Season

During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.
Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.
by Holidays4men November 04, 2024
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regurgitated anal butt vapor

You're such a regurgitated anal butt vapor
by htx.sealeaf April 06, 2018
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Virgin's Anal

When you fart on your hand, then masterbate with said hand.
It was a special night, he was drunk, he did the Virgin's Anal.
by BigPapaDaLama August 19, 2023
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Beaver Anal Glands

I wish your mom had stuck Beaver Anal Glands between her coochie flaps
by Ilovebeavers.com September 25, 2021
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Anal Torque

irritated by anything, constipation of the mind, to be fed up with something beyond reason, fixed on being fearful of shit
Albie: I'm sick and tired of these old words, "Only New Words!"
Texas: Have you tried not being so Anally Torqued?
Albie: You're right my root chakra could use a good unicycle ride, that should rid my Anal Torque.
by webbster's robot June 02, 2020
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