Anal Plunger

When someone butt clugs a few too couple of drinks, and it needs to come out. A friend takes a plunger and and tries to pump out the liquid for your ass.

“Oh Damn Kelly. I drank too much! Would you mind Anal Plunger - ing my ass!! Thanks girl. BFFS for life.”

by What’sThat?ATastySnack November 22, 2020

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anal reluctant

refuses to let anything enter the anus.

My exgirlfriend was anal reluctant, hence she is my ex!!!

by bartown October 09, 2015

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Anal zoidberg

The sexual act of swallowing ink and eating your sex mates pussy and so she queefs the ink at your face.

I anal zoidberged the hell out of that girl last night

by Mexican geek January 21, 2018

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anal tissue

Like a tissue, but for your butthole..
You use it to wipe out excess shit...
(AKA toilet paper)

Wife: Honey, did we run out of anal tissue again?
Husband: Yeah, I'm gonna buy some at the local store.

by Pannwinner1 May 26, 2023

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Xmas Anal Season

During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.

Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.

by Holidays4men November 04, 2024

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