simp

When a person puts relationships before friendships.

“Yo Melissa is such a simp towards though boys”

by Yournanstoenails April 19, 2020

Simp

Josh shores

“Josh let’s hangout today”

“Nah I’m with gabby right now”

“You’re such a simp”

by Riceboy6969 January 28, 2020

simp

the shitbox

omg he is simping over her bro always talking about her.

by ruhroh March 30, 2020

Simp

An individual who prefers the musical stylings and contributions to the Grateful Dead of Keith Godchaux over Brent Mydland

Hetty friend #1: "I was literally just vibin to some mini moog tone on an unstoppable '81 Alabama Getaway when this shoebee asked if I could put on some Europe '72 instead"
Hetty friend #2: "What a friggin simp"

by not__weed May 18, 2020

simps next door

Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.

Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

bloody simp

Bloody Simp: When someone is a mega simp for someone and likes them a lot and is hecka desperate.☠️☠️

Ashes Kecthup: You heard that Ashley is a bloody simp for herald?
Sara:Yeah! I heard, she is a such bloody simp!

by Yippeezz March 19, 2023

simp

super intense minecraft player 😚

VALENTINA IS A SIMP 💀

by valentinadonovan September 17, 2022