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Amuse Douche

Someone who suffers from just a touch of douchebaggery. The douchiness typically rears its ugly head in refined situations where the person feels an unstoppable urge to show others how sophisticated they are. Similar to an amuse bouche in culinary terms.
Dale was such an amuse douche when we went to dinner with my parents. He even snapped his fingers at the waitress when he needed a refill on his craft beer.
by vanern August 3, 2021
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Douche bag

People who act like they know everything
Man all these people are douche bags
by Dingleberry May 19, 2016
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Douche

A device woman use to wash their vaginas with.
by MLGPure October 3, 2020
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douche

Justice: "Hey, can you help me out?"
Mr. Clevenger: "Fuck off! I'm busy and I'm an adult who wears big boy pants! Respect my authority!!
Justice: "You don't have to be a douche about it.."
by T-cell22 May 11, 2016
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douch mover

someone who "moves douch" or pulls a "douch move"... in other words someone that fucked up bad or made an ass out of themselves.
Andrew's such a douch mover, he totally kissed my girlfriend at the party last night.

What a douch mover!
by Wachichi July 13, 2009
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Douche Cat

The term "douchecat" generally refers to a Female with a certain combination of obnoxious characteristics related to attitude, social ineptitude, public behavior, or outward presentation or body showoff with feminist symptoms.

Though the common douchecat thinks she is accepted by the people around her, most of her peers dislike her. She has an inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a lack of social grace and self-awareness. She behaves inappropriately in public, yet is completely ignorant to how pathetic & ugly she appears to others.

She often talks about how beautiful, cool, successful, and popular she is, yet never catches on to the fact that she comes across as a total loser & most ugly creature who hates men for no reason. Nevertheless, She firmly believes that she is the smartest, macho-feminist, bold, charismatic, attractive and most charming person in the room... and will try to bad-rep anyone who would threaten to expose this facade. But in reality no Man wants to even see or touch her or waster their time by even looking or talking about her.

She fancies herself a Women's Man, To everyone else, she is an annoying & arrogant who comes across as a wannabe overcompensating for her insecurities. She tries to appear like the center of whatever group will tolerate her, but in reality, She is just a tag-along who mooches drinks, men, contacts, social standing, and other benefits from the group... while contributing nothing.
Douche Cat or Douchecat

1) During the party, Hillary went into my room and took my iPod. She is a douchecat
2) Maneka is Douchecat as she keeps boasting about her Feminism & Feminist Ideas in conjunction with her Misandric mindset.

3) Who invited this douchecats... and why is She drinking from my bottle & still cursing & hating Men?
by visit2neo August 27, 2018
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douche whale

The only thing that exceeds the amount of douoche in the doucheapotamus
I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.
by image969 January 8, 2009
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