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Holy Suck

the act of being orally sexual with a married partner for the first and only time, usually an act done by Christians
"I got a holy suck from my wife last night"
by internetuser29 ;0 May 1, 2021
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suck n fuck

the type of pleasure you can only get from a vacuum cleaner
jerry was cleaning and it ended with a suck n fuck
by ballsrfunny April 22, 2021
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Suck Off A Frosty

To absolutely obliterate a Wendy's Frosty via straw or other sucking device.
"Wendy's is mid but I could always suck off a frosty."
by NixussNightfall January 3, 2024
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Suck

Is Edward around?

No, he’s hanging with his suck tonight. Vampires only.
by TrashPandasec July 14, 2021
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Suck a toe

Adjective: to suck a toe.

To tell someone to suck a toe, is essentially the mash up of “fuck off” and “kiss my ass”, in a much more PG way, and is much more socially acceptable in an environment with slightly less than chill adults.
Guy 1: oh my god, why would you stab my hand with your pencil?!

Guy 2: I’m sorry man, I didn’t see it there.
Guy 1: Jesus dude. Go suck a toe.
by Luna20 October 20, 2023
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SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKS

It is the HEAD OF YOUR BUCKET LIST.

This is a NESTed definition.

It is an internal memo for the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE:get
priorities straight at NIGHT and be that

IT READS!!!!

MANDATORY SHITEATER every night and I am afraid " you start with one of EACH COLOR up that ASSH0LE and then TW0 is essential to be INSERTED FRAUGHTLY FOR YOUR SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKS as ANAL ALAN from BUCKS is the STAR of the TAB00 HUMILIATION SHOW from somewhere in the GOOGLE CUMSEX.

It is a PEDOPHILE SEX ACT.
Hey understand THAT SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKS is the only part of a FUCKIT LIST which think about this PARADOX as you only have time for that part of any BUCKET LIST.

Oh for goodness sakes, this is pretty demanding but since my past behavior was completely DAMNING I have to make every night if 4 ÛU FOR YOUR SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKS as ANAL ALAN from BUCKS is the STAR of the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE TABOO HUMILIATION SHOW from somewhere in the GOOGLE CUMSEX.

It is now time for things to click where SUCK BUCK FUCKIT STARBUCKS will be appropriately called by TW0 NAMES , 0NE, SHOVE TOILET BALL EACH COLOR training and TW0 , T00 , TO SHOVE IN and STICK TO IT as destroy that PEDOPHILE ASSH0LE with FIREBALL in the PITBALLS.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 10, 2021
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Suck off a protogen day

On March 2nd it is Suck a Protogen day. A day when, if you know a protogen, you can suck them off!
Person: Hello “Insert Protogen Name here”, do you know what today is?
Protogen: What?
Person: It's Suck off a protogen day!
Protogen: Better get sucking then!!
by A Yellow Protogen February 27, 2024
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