Rule #5

You must treat the person who you are talking to with kindness and love (not romantically though)

Jacob was being mean to the person he was talking to yesterday, that breaks rule #5!

by AcogR6 December 23, 2021

eight slice rule

If a salad or any other plate of food contains eight slides or more of bacon, then the entire plate becomes bacon.

I am invoking the eight slice rule, Dendy.

by DGGG December 25, 2021

Rule 3425

If the phrase "Joe mama" has been said to a person you are married to that means you need to buy them a onigiri

<someone's spouse>"Joe mama"
<that someone's spouse>"where is my onigiri nerd?"
<someone's spouse>"what why?!"
<that someone's spouse>"Its rule 3425!!"

by Deeznutssuckitnerd April 3, 2022

Rule 3425

If the phrase "Joe mama" is used to someone who you are married to, you have to buy them 7 onigiris.

<someone's spouse>"Joe mama"
<that someone's spouse>"where is my onigiri's?!"
<someone's spouse>"what why?"
<that someone's spouse>"IT states it in rule 3425!"

by Deeznutssuckitnerd April 3, 2022

Phone rule

When you’re with friends and you’re on your phone. You make them feel that they are boring or you don’t wanna be around them.

When you’re with your friends or someone you like don’t be on your phone when around them. Give them attention and don’t make them feel awkward.

You didn’t follow the phone rule and make them feel bad.

by Fyb :)) April 8, 2022

37 Rule

37 Rule is exactly when Jimmy had no luck in life, no love found, no looks remained, no life stays and 37 years old is the trigger.

Hey what’s up ?

Sorry man I’m adapting to the 37 Rule from now on.

by Jimmyhimself April 11, 2022

road rules

Just stay out of my fucking way.

The Humungous of the Wasteland should have followed the road rules while chasing Mad Max.

by jam July 9, 2003