You ain’t got the dough 

Another terminology for your behind is broke.

‘Dang it that bag is 30 dollars. I’m 20 dollars short.’
‘GURLL I got you I know you ain’t got the dough.’

You ain’t got the dough by LoloFab🤪 December 25, 2018

Ain’t shit 

If you know any females with the names of : Alayisa , Jada , Abrianna , and tekoah They are the definitions of ain’t shit they don’t gaf bout shit .

Alayisa : we gotta kill dis hoe
Abrianna : I got the body bag

Tekoah : feed em to the wild animals

Jada : soke em in bleach

You guys ain’t shit don’t care about anybody it’s coo doe

Ain’t shit by Issa truth March 22, 2020

Turn around, don't drown 

When trying to plow through 2 feet of hurricane flood water in your Corolla (could also be your Civic), you could get stuck and be forced to walk. While walking, you would slip and fall, or would be washed away, and subsequently die. Knowing this, you decided to go from whence you came.

I saw Christie starting to inch her way into the flooding at 14th and Constitution. Becuase she is cute, I rolled down my window and told her to turn around, don't drown.

Turn around, don't drown by ThinkinGuy October 29, 2012

I’m at the W but I can’t meet you in the lobby 

The W, is a prestigious hotel on the Chicago lake front. He’s can’t go to the lobby without being recognized by fans.

I’m at the w but I can’t meet you in the lobby, far too many people.

I’m at the W but I can’t meet you in the lobby by Gohawks44 December 17, 2017

Oh baby nah dat ain’t gon work 

Usually used as a replacement for “ hell nah “ or “ fuck no “. Used in a moment where someone says something that is very ignorant and stupid and it surprised you ( but also not rly because in most cases you see it coming based on the person )

+ You and your crush are having a conversation*

The local, ignorant, white bitch that you have a crush on: “ blm is a racist movement and alm matter “.

You: “ oh baby nah dat ain’t gon work“ .

* you educate his dumbass *

Oh baby nah dat ain’t gon work by anonymous December 6, 2020

Zess T. Aznyga

My dad's nickname for my uncle I think.

Dad: Son, your uncle is one Zess T. Aznyga.

Zess T. Aznyga by massivefuckinganimetitties February 22, 2023

The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum 

I don't know figure it out yourself I just kept on clicking the middle button of my keyboard and made a master piece.

The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum is the weirdest thing I have created by fat

The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum by Your real name is your real na October 18, 2019