Somebody so unwilling to get out of bed that they will pee their pants and wring it out over their mouth just to stay hydrated.
Bob: My mom called me a piss wringer for waking up at 1 in the afternoon.
George: Okay, but what else did you want to tell me?
Bob: (points at stain on pants) She was right.
George: Okay, but what else did you want to tell me?
Bob: (points at stain on pants) She was right.
by JoeMamaAmogus August 2, 2023
Get the piss wringermug. by Lolo581 December 6, 2017
Get the piss on a brickmug. Craig: hey man it's national piss on your parents lawn day
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss
John: fuck yea time to show em who's boss
by Bigggggfugggerrr October 15, 2020
Get the National piss on your parents lawn daymug. Derives from the episode of Mythbusters:
A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.
The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.
A saying that describes how close something was to happening. Usually uttered when in relief that something tragic did not occur.
The saying has it's origins in the Mythbusters episode where they rigged a dummy up to urinate on the third rail, of a railway track, which would subsequently give a lethal amount of electricity.
Jon: Aw mate imagine if you went out with Cersei.
Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.
Davos: I almost did.
Jon: No fucking way.
Davos: Yea, but she didn't like older guys, Christ, can you imagine? I nearly pissed on the third.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 13, 2019
Get the Nearly Pissed On the Thirdmug. To completely disregard a set of guidelines or customs (sometimes dismantling them) in order to achieve something.
From 'I Built a City Where the Dead Bodies Just Pile Up - Cities: Skylines' (posted by GrayStillPlays) at 0:36
' "City Skylines" has restrictions on just how many cars you can have at any given time. Luckily, with mods, you can piss all over those restrictions and do whatever the Hell you want ... and that's what we're gonna do today. '
' "City Skylines" has restrictions on just how many cars you can have at any given time. Luckily, with mods, you can piss all over those restrictions and do whatever the Hell you want ... and that's what we're gonna do today. '
by M0UNTA1N5 July 28, 2023
Get the Piss all overmug. when your in school and need go piss, but cant because the teacher isnt letting you and nearly start to piss yourself
by pee675894320573956678954895 March 11, 2022
Get the piss hellmug. by shaftyB September 16, 2022
Get the pissing my flapsmug.