crushed nuts

The punchline of an excuse to hit a dude in the nards

Pranker- "Hey buddy, I was about to make you an ice cream sunday, but I forgot, do you like crushed nuts?"

The sucker- "Hell yah, I love crushed nuts"

The pranker- smacks the sucker in the balls

Pranker- "there you go, crushed nuts"

Joke courtesy of HIMYM

by W1ll1155 May 10, 2016

Deez Nuts

an overused vine that has since become obscure

Person 1: Hey I got you a package

Person 2: Of what?

Person 1: A big ol' package of DEEZ NUTS, HA GOT 'EM!!!!!

Person 2: -_-

by SomeGuyWithNoLife October 6, 2016

nut suace

Semen; cum

He blew his nut suace all over my face

by Mississippi WHMC June 28, 2016

poncho nuts

n.

Totally crazy or trippin

Yo, Matt over there is totally poncho nuts.

by Frickedurchick93 June 27, 2016

Deez Nuts

2 testies that everyone has. Girls have 2 titles but thier the same thing as nuts.

Why does everyone say suck in Deez nuts

by Kaisjsjjeke June 10, 2016

nut bang

Big Bang when nut

OHHHHHH dang I just hast had a nut bang

by But bang January 26, 2018

Crust Nut

When a girl leaves a guys cum inside of her anus and/or vagina and lets it sit until it dries up.

“I heard Sidney kept the crust nutbut in her for a week without showering”

by Marky’s Funky Bunch May 5, 2018