Spider-Monkey

A term used to describe one whom you have a large amount of affection for.

Jane: "I love you Spider-Monkey"

Michael "Why thankyou Jane"

by pinklily06 February 4, 2010

shoot the monkey

to take a hit off a bong

dude lets go shoot the monkey.

by Alisa and Ariel February 24, 2008

monkey nose

When you are literally touching cloth! The tip of a turd appears through the ring piece without owners consent, to resemble a monkey's nose.

Nigel needed a shit that bad the monkey got curious and poked his monkey nose out into his pants.

by Aiden M June 26, 2006

fur monkey

The crap that sticks to the pizza or food item when dropped on a dirty floor wet side down.

Oh shit! since I ate that pizza off the floor, I have fur monkeys caught in my throat.

by lil miss mopar May 13, 2006

Schpeeve Monkey

A man who has so much back hair that he appears to be the missing link between apes and human beings. This is often times most noticed at the beach and in public pools and also in the north eastern part of our nation due to the cold weather. Schpeeve monkeys are also generally overweight and at least middle aged.

"Is that a bear that fell into the pool?"
"No, it's just a schpeeve monkey."

by G-Rider September 23, 2008

monkey rock

a slang term for rap/hip hop music

Did you get that new Jay Z CD? He's changing the face of monkey rock.

by Poopy Pantalones January 18, 2007

monkey puss

one whose faces is so grotesque it resembles that of a primates.......or possibly baboons arse.

see that lanky tit jake....hes got a right monkey puss has he no?

by seanbo May 28, 2008