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Goon bean

A type of bean found on the world famous goon bean salad. The recipe is very difficult to find. Legend says after consumption it makes you goon all over the place.

The salad, as well as the Goon bean itself was popularised and made famous by the legendary tiktokker Blizzy McGuire.
I had a connecting flight to Ijbolia, on my way to Gag City, and I had the craziest Goon Bean Salad at the airport. I’m gonna need the recipe… it’s crazy good.
by UltimateBussySlayer December 29, 2023
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Green Bean

Someone who is half Irish and half Mexican.
"Why does Jesse always drink Jameson's when he's always speaking Spanish?"
"Because he's a Green Bean esé; his dad's from Dublin but his mom is from Guadalajara!"
by Gigantomachy February 25, 2015
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Bean Sleeve

When the vagina is so saggy it sticks to your penis while having intercourse i.e. a pink sock where the sock is the vagina.
That old lady's bean sleeve was the tighest iIfound at the retirement home.
by Mr. Rocket Man May 22, 2018
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Jell Jell Bean

My buddy Eric did this at his party in honor of his dog Jell Jell Bean

(in reference to anything that happened at my buddy Eric’s party)
by anonymous October 27, 2022
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Wherever the bag beans

A girl named Vivian has a huge obsession over a hot guy named Alex;).
Alex: “Hey, do you think I should poop?”
Vivian: “Wherever the bag beans”
by Ilovevivian69 March 21, 2021
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get beaned

when you slam a box of beans on someones head
a fun way to say you will die next

a word often used when drunk
Head beans: "WATCH OUT IMMA BEAN YOU"
death: "your about to get beaned, say goodbye"
drunk: "get beaned sonny, get beaned"
by bbEanEDDDD December 7, 2017
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