toll house cookie

When 2 guys hold a pillow between them and ejaculate on the pillow and leave it back on the bed for someone to enjoy.

Meghan had a toll house cookie on her bed when she returned from her trip

by MeHGCHuNgtonight January 20, 2024

Bounce House

The Bounce House is when two people have intercourse, as usual, but there is a third person jumping on the bed to simulate sex in a bounce house.

Dude 1: Hey dude, what's your favorite sex position.
Dude 2: Y'know I really like being the guy who does the Bounce House!
Dude 1: Just say your a voyeur dawg...

by Baby Showers Gone Right January 26, 2024

Happy house

I couldn’t find any proper definitions soooo

“Happy house” as often used in tiktok refers to a family that looks happy and perfect but is completely different when alone. This family could look like the best family alive when in reality the parents/parent is a rage filled person who constantly hits, breaks, or damages things

For example, the family may look perfect. They have butterfly magnets on their fridge, but when you remove the magnets you see dents caused by someone in an obvious fit of anger-happy house

A daughter is bawling her eyes out in her room but has to clean up her tears and act happy and normal if she hears her parents/guardian(s) approach her-happy house

Jennie: “hey did you see Bella’s tiktok to that one weekend song? Her whole room was torn down and broken apart”
Scarlett: “yeah apparently her dad did it cuz she spilled some water in the couch, it’s so sad he seems like such a nice man..I think that’s called a happy house..”

by Ballsac 😋 February 2, 2024

The house on fire

When something or someone is completely fucked and fucked up in a situation.

The Clippers down by 50, the house on fire.

by I’m the I in nice. November 11, 2023

White House

A place which, according to an orange man, was burned down by the Canadians in the War of 1812

“Didn’t you guys burn down the White House?”

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

man house

lacey’s house (the word mansion and house put together).

lacey lives in a man house.

by lacey’s dog November 24, 2023

Brown House Crawford

Very similar to the White House Crawford but instead of the stripper farting the cocaine in your face you just snort the cocaine and she farts in your face anyways #dubup.net #SmartDog

I went to the strip club but the stripper didn’t want to put the cocaine in her butt so she gave me the Brown House Crawford instead and farted in my face

by anonymous November 25, 2023