back door insult

Ejaculating on a person's face after having anal sex.

Guy 1: did you take that girl from the bar home with you last night?

Guy 2: yea, and I gave her a back door insult!

Guy 1: oh gross dude.

by skinny bear May 17, 2014

Sprinkle the Back Hole

The act of showering the butt area with some kind of "showerable" substance, like sprinkles, money, water, etc.

I'm gonna sprinkle the back hole!

by Kaisanerd August 10, 2016

back up boy

Some u date if u ur crush rejects u

Jonny is my back up boy

by Jdisjdided April 5, 2016

Front-Back Yack

The act of throwing up and pooping in the same hole (usually a toilet) at the same time.

"How was your night, man? I only saw you at the party for a bit."
"Dude, it was great. I had my first front-back yack. It all landed in the toilet too; none on my clothes."
"Dang, that's pretty impressive."

by fby_guy May 15, 2019

Back to School Blues

Feeling depressed or down on the first day of school.

I felt a case of back to school blues when the new school year started.

by Noblewolf797 August 25, 2019

Back to school for the fool

What you say when someone says something ignorant

Vegan 1: Those cow-sperm drinkers disgust me sometimes.
Vegan 2: Back to school for the fool

by frabrizio December 23, 2017

Go back to Oxford

You say GO BACK TO OXFORD to someone who has a yuppy pad in Central London that they stay in off and on, which is now in Tier 2 or 3 covid-19 zone.

Jo Bloggs friend in London via phone: "Are you coming down to visit me in my pad this weekend Jo?"
Jo Bloggs in Cambridge: "How common!!! Just go back to Oxford."

by Usebleach October 22, 2020