discombobulated potato siopao fish

confused lazy white squishy mermaid thing

a pair of discombobulated potato siopao fish walked into the room,

by BellaTaeStanThx August 4, 2020

Fish Off the company Pier

To have sex or casual relations with someone you work with. The consequences are risky; that you will be caught with 'company fish' or potentially loose your job, or just be stuck working in an awkward situation.... but you do it anyway.

"Damn, that boy is hot! Ima hit him up at the staff party!"

"Yeah he is, but I never fish off the company pier. After the last guy, we had a crazy fight in the lunch room later. I learned my lesson!"

by Canadaslang December 27, 2011

Snapped Off A Big Fish

A shit of both volumetric and cohesive magnitude that terminates with a blunt end upon exiting the anus, leaving little if any residue in its wake.

Dude, I thought my crap du jour would be a total dumpgasm. But since I snapped off a big fish, I won't be needing the toilet paper after all.

by Dr Ike August 12, 2011

don't be jealous of a dead fish

Don't dwell on something long gone or worthless

- Did you see who my ex girlfriend kissed?
- Oh come on, don't be jealous of a dead fish!

by trippy trip February 27, 2023

Keep your fish frosty

Snowboard lingo; aka: shred the gnar, slay the mountain, slappin the shred sled, radical bruh 🤙🏼, send’r bud, super sendies, if it fits it ships, frothy

Yo what’re you doing this weekend? Shreddin the gnar?

For sure, huge pow day. Gonna send it.

Keep your fish frosty 🤙🏼

by anonymous February 6, 2021

tight as a fishes ass hole

A person ( or business ) that will not spend any money,

Open your wallet and let the moths out!!!

Guy 1, old Steve never shouts his missus to dinner, he always makes her pay.
Guy 2, yeh Steve is as tight as a fishes ass hole,dude!!!

Employee 1. Frank the boss never puts good toilet paper in the shit house for us,

Employee 2. Yeh he always puts that cheap stuff in there and it's like sandpaper, he is as tight as a fishes ass hole!!!!

by Paulisthebest September 18, 2013

fish taco with extra tomatoes

a fish taco with extra tomatoes is simply a vagina during a period.

*warning* eat at own discretion

dude, i went over to sarah's house last night... unfortunately, i didn't know she'd be serving me a fish taco with extra tomatoes!

by crimson scorch November 26, 2006