hoof pussy

another name for camel toe. it allows many more of god's hoofed animals to be a part of the degradation of women.

ma'am, excuse me but did you get kicked in the hoo-ha by a goat recently? no? well then pull your pants out of your snatch crack you sicko. i can't even enjoy this BLT looking at that thang. talk about inconsiderate. geesh

by chad yazzells August 14, 2005

Swamp Pussy

n. A vagina or asshole that has had sperm fermenting in it for 18 hours or more. The odor it emits is unmistakable and has a tendency to linger with a strong intensity.

Damn Earnie, I could smell your swamp pussy as you were walking up the driveway. Is this your way of showing off all your trophies from last nights orgy?

by finger puppet (pink slipper) October 26, 2009

Clapping pussy

When some girl is horny for something or somebody.

Look how Ana looks at Jim, she has such a clapping pussy!

by H Romeu January 15, 2010

Cold Pussy

To go Cold pussy is the state like cold turkey when a young man has not recieved any puntang in so long that his body is starting to go into remission. its a horrible painful time when a man get despaerate and clingy to anything he can get his hands on. he must be careful who he touches for when this state passes he is likely to regrett what he's done

Jdawg: dude i need some puntang and quick
Ninja_E: why man what's up
Jdawg:im fucking going Cold pussy

Ninja_E:don't do anything or go anywhere im coming over, make sure u dn't do anything u'll regrett
Jdawg: i guarantee nothing

by Jdawgthecool May 25, 2009

pussy puncher

Another form of dry fisting, but only with more force and no lubricant. In order for it to be classified as pussy punching, your entire fist (past the wrist bone) must be in the females genitals within one try. Pussy punching happens often with nude boxing.

last night i KO'd my girlfriend in the third round of nude boxing with the pussy puncher.

by midel December 31, 2006

pussy shield

The triangular lump of fat that sits right above the pussy, guarding it.

I tried to eat your mom out, but her pussy shield was an effective defense.

by xens July 25, 2008

Pussy Bomb

The act of shitting in a girls pussy.
Also Know As a Calgary Stampede..

He wondered what he got himself into when she suggested a Pussy Bomb...

by SEANicboom July 9, 2009